But he wasn’t going to allow ego get the better of him, unlike the resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.Įven Lady, an upper-class cocker spaniel, had learnt to live with Tramp, as had Max, who had made peace with Duke, the unkempt mongrel in The Secret Life of Pets. Unbeknownst to his master Charlie Brown, Snoopy had displaced him as the most popular and recognisable cartoon character in the world. “Really speaking, I am the Top Dog in the world,” thought Snoopy, adjusting his aviator’s helmet and goggles and lost in his own bubble. “Even Tom and Jerry, although they fight a lot, really love and care for each other, unlike humans.” All the dogs knew Trump was the only President in modern history not to have a pet in the White House, yet he claimed to be a Top Dog among Presidents. “Very true,” agreed Spike, the stern bulldog from Tom and Jerry.
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“Indeed, I would have called him a Top Dog but he has all the characteristics of a poor human being … very little love, loyalty, empathy, or compassion,” said Scooby-Doo, a Great Dane who had won two Emmy nominations and held the Guinness World Record for having the most episodes of any animated television series ever produced, which put him ahead of the President’s modest record in TV history.
As far as he and his fellow canines (and felines) were concerned, there was much less infighting in the animal world than in the human sphere. “I’m still baffled by the irony of his referring to BagDaddy dying a dog’s death when it was actually Officer Conan, a fellow Belgian dog, who hunted him down and was injured in the process,” said Snowy, who had rescued his master Tintin from many tight situations and knew the dangers in such firefights.Īlthough Snowy was a Wire Fox Terrier and Officer Conan was a Malinois, he had great respect for the Big Dog, unlike human beings who brawled among themselves all the time over minor differences, and yet used expressions such as “dog eat dog” and “fought like cats and dogs”. The world’s most famous dogs gathered at DogWorld to discuss Trump’s denigration of their species through random and outdated idioms, that they felt should have no place in earthly discourse. Dogdom was in high dudgeon after US President Donald Trump’s announcement about the death of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi in which he compared the final moments of the IS terrorist leader to dying a “dog’s death”, and how he and his followers were whimpering like “very frightened puppies” in a dead-end tunnel as they were chased down by US Special Forces.
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